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The Surprising Things These Girl Bosses Do Every Day

Why do we care so much what the rich and powerful do, when we know their lives barely resemble those of us mere mortals? Comedian Maria Bamford explains this phenomenon best in a standup routine she recorded for her album Ask Me About My New God! Basically, and we’re paraphrasing, she says we want to know what the most influential celebs are doing because, from an evolutionary standpoint, “They know where all the bananas are.” The ladies on this list most certainly do know where the bananas are, they’ve worked hard to find them, collect them and multiply them in ways our primitive banana-hoarding predecessors could never have imagined. Here, we uncover a few surprising behaviors that have helped these women rise to the top (and stay there!).

 

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